Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

playxing

the most beautiful man that u ever met, he loves everything but not more than himself, he’s not here to please u, he’s obsessed with money and sex, someone that got a heart that a only few ppl know.

u so playxing

that’s mesn nothin lol

by seiyarpg November 20, 2021

Playing the devil's Gameboy

Spending excessive time on one's smartphone, or otherwise unhealthy, inappropriate or antisocial smartphone behaviour.

You might make some friends if you went out and were nice to people instead of sitting here playing the devil's Gameboy.

by Urbepedia November 23, 2021

Playing Naked

In the popular card game "Guillotine," playing naked (also known as playing/going nude) refers to a common house rule whereby the cards "Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Robespierre" are removed from the game. These two cards together are colloquially referred to as "The Skarlet Robes" and/or "The Pimp's Robes" (hence "playing naked" following their removal from play).

Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.

"Wow, playing that card is the only way you can beat me, lets do this next game playing naked."

by Beezneezy November 26, 2021

Playing Popsicle

Giving someone a blowjob

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."

by siktrik January 10, 2022