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Mandarin Panda 

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.
Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!
Mandarin Panda by SSDRD March 10, 2018

bruh panda 

Bruh panda is a amazing youtuber he is very talented at 11 years old and he is cool,awesome,Cringe and amazing if you ever see him you should dab
I am so exited to see bruh pandas video coming out in 2 minutes
bruh panda by Roccodabeast June 17, 2018

Sleepy panda

A sleepy panda is a term of endearment for a person who can quickly become very tired as soon as they enter a certain environment. It can also be emphasised by any dark circles under the person’s eyes, which suddenly become visible in certain lighting.
Aw, you look exhausted, you always become a sleepy panda when we get on the train.”
Sleepy panda by elwhummingbird October 30, 2018

Ganda Panda Syndrome 

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him
Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

Alishna Panda 

Laid back with a good sense of humor

Gets along with most people, especially my friends and family

Some sense of adventure and willingness to explore (and I ain’t just talking in the bedroom)

Someone who sees the things that I am oblivious to

Someone who is NOT an entitled materialistic or shallow princess
Alishna panda loves Aayush.

Candy panda 

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.
I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.