Dead Grandmother

Vegemite

I feel like some Dead Grandmother on toast

by PatSndrs November 11, 2020

Dead meme

A meme that no one uses anymore to post on social media are make funny vids on YT.
A.K.A underrated memes

12 year old :Me and the boys raiding Area 51.

9 year old: thats a dead meme you idiot

by Phibun August 11, 2020

Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010

dead pop

1) Broke
2) Drunk to the point of passing out; heavily intoxicated.

1) You in on this hand? Nah, I'm dead pop.
2) You went clubbing last night? Yeah, I was dead pop.

by Killa Cley May 30, 2006

awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

dead pussy

it means when a girl has a weird lookin pussy and it stinks

man! this girl i met last night had a dead pussy!!

by bubba_dank January 23, 2019

Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.

Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.

by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010