road trip

a movie where an old man knocked a figurine with his boner

Road trip is so funny as hell.

by j February 14, 2004

Hairy road

Hair leading from pubic region to navel - typically narrow band.

That kid already has a hairy road. At this rate, he'll have a big ol' tuft hanging over his ass crack by the time he's 20!

by Weenis isn't November 14, 2010

road rules

Fucking shitty ass show

"Hey, I'm not going to watch season 137 of Road Rules cause it fucking sucks!"

by The Stupid Show August 1, 2003

road ass

instead of getting road head, the gay population can get road ass

gary shifted the car while steve worked the clutch and the wheel while getting some stinky road ass.

by pyles January 21, 2008

road block

constipation; intestinal blockage from too much cheese

The Mexican food from dinner last night gave me road block AND ring sting! Damn!

by Roadblockin' fool January 13, 2005

road lice

Motorcycles. Because they're a pest to car drivers, always getting into the spaces you can't see and causing iritation.

I'm sick of all the road lice round my place. I almost cleaned a guy up the other day on the freeway.

by Ray Babycakes July 30, 2006

road scholar

intelligent girl giving head to a guy while driving

she started giving me head while i was driving AND shes ivy league, man shes must be a road scholar!

by fran doe January 4, 2012