the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

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The Fronts

When a person is not familiar with the controls or buttons at the front of their car.

Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.

by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023

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pleasure in the front and party in the back

Said in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back

When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back

by Ghost me November 10, 2020

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front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

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