night soil

"night soil": a phrase meaning to soil ones self with faceal matter from the anus.

"Bad news..........just night soiled myself"
"anyone got some Charmin Double Velvet, I appear to be in the unfortuante position of having night soiled my panties"

by Tom Gummer November 10, 2004

night elf

the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be horde and on a pvp server, corpse camp them as much as possible because they don't deserve to play the game for picking such a lame looking race.

haha i corpse camped that night elf so much that he logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.

by ffhk1 June 18, 2006

night-mail

(n.) - Email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world

"Every morning I check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. With all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!"

-- overheard at a watercooler at the UN building in Manhattan

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

Gyp night

A night when the wife doesn't want to cook, so the whole family forages for food the best they can.

"Kids, it's {Gyp night}.Your mom's too tired to cook tonight, so we're having baloney sandwiches for the main course and a bowl of Wheaties for desert."

by tr57 October 19, 2009

Laddie of the night

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

by theseheights January 22, 2011

snook night

Off of snooki on the jersey shore

1. When your totally wasted and you wake up the next morning on the bathroom floor not knowing what the hell you did the night before.

2. Getting so wasted you bring a guy/girl home to have sex with and wake up not knowing what happend the night before

Dude you had a legit snook night last night!
No way i don't even remember, what did she look like, did i fuck the shit outta her?

by Lil_NJ_Blondie August 21, 2010

unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.

I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.

by brownwings May 24, 2011