jamestown new york

This is a town where everyone has most likely heard about every single thing you've done since you were born. Girls are nicknamed booty calls here. Guys are pimps or gangsters. Most guys wear pants that could fit a whole party inside, so they can have a party in their pants. Every girl is considered a slut whether they really are one or not. No one can make a good living here mainly because all the drug dealers are getting caught. If someone has a nice car they are considered a drug dealer even if they're only a lawyer.

Lets go to jamestown new york to get some ass.

jamestown new york by abbey town July 2, 2008

I love new york

An amazing television show created by the brilliant minds at VH1. It chronicles the dating experiences of Tiffany aka "New York", a graduate of Syracuse University. Viewers first met New York when she was on Flavor of Love, a dating show for Flavor Flav. After being rejected by Flav twice VH1 let New York find love anew. Both seasons include a collection of classy men vying for the love of New York. Through series of challenges such as building dog houses and making New York dinners consisting of Ranch Dressing New York picks men to attend special dates. At the end of each season New York chooses the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with, her one true love. The first season ended with New York being rejected by her selection, however, the second season looks promising with such fine men as Pretty, Budha, Tailor Made and The Entertainer.

"It is not a place where a woman who wears weave and fine jewelry should go!" - New York, from I Love New York

"I'd really like to bring that power saw into the bedroom at some point" -New York

"You make me feel like a big girl" -New York

I love new york by Ali and Camille December 20, 2007

New New York Pubic Library 

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

New New York Pubic Library by gregben July 10, 2021

Upstate New York 

Any place in New York that is not Suffolk, Nassau, Queens, Kings, Richmond, New York, Bronx, Rockland, Westchester, Putnam, Dutchess, Ulster, Orange, Sullivan, or Greene Counties.

This is an equal, or far better, section of New York State. It was Upstate that saved the Union, when we kept the City and Long Island from seceding and joining the Confederacy. Upstate bleeds money into NYC, and away from itself. NYC cannot sustain itself, and so relies on Upstate for further support.

Upstater: I'm from Upstate New York
Downstater Elitist: Oh, you must be a hick.
Upstater: Nice assumption, idiot. Apparently you have never been in wine country, or seen the Finger Lakes. You've never been to Rochester or Buffalo. Clearly you think you're better because you take our money and assume you're better because you've never been outside your own little bubble.
Downstater (thinking): Shit, I've been pwned.

Upstate New York by dancerdude December 19, 2009

Old New York 

Was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way! Often compared to how Constantinople is now Istanbul.

Istanbul is business of the Turks. Who’s business is Old New York?

Old New York by FAT KNIGHT December 26, 2018

Kingston, New York. 

Kingston is a city in New York.

My hometown is Kingston, New York.

Kingston, New York. by KP<3 January 28, 2009

upstate new york 

Anything that's not NYC or Long Island. You are retarded if you think Long Island is Upstate, Queens is on long island so how would one of the boroughs be upstate? Exactly. Anyway Albany, Buffalo, and Rochester are all cities upstate.

NYC is great but Upstate New York is a whole nother side to the state.

upstate new york by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008