Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.

That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.

by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009

nillie nelson

Someone that doesnt have anything going for themselves in any way, shape, or form. A loser.

1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!

2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!

by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010

Ugly Nelson

Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.

That girl had a super-busted face so I did the Ugly Nelson on her.

by what the dump monkey December 16, 2011

Raid Neils Choc Box

Neil's Choc Box - A homosexual term.

A homosexual man may request to enter his partner by asking whether he can "Raid Neils Choc Box".

Term originates from the Midlands area local to Derby. Has recently be seen in use in the south London area,

by The Keebler111 January 7, 2014

puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel March 8, 2014

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015