Ninja Jizz

The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.

After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.

by tehsnrub August 28, 2009

ninja focus

originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead

Dale: i thought you were dead!
Brennan: No i was faking i used ninja focus!

by conotyui January 16, 2011

Ninja Poop

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone

"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."

by drewh762 October 14, 2011

Facebook Ninja

One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.

Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!

Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

Nintendo Ninja

A squadron of highly trained individuals hired by Nintendo to take down romhacks, copyrighted and leaked content very quickly.
They're never seen, only heard of.

For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:

AM2R,

Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,

PM,

every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",

etc.

Person 1: Aww dude, I was gonna download this awesome romhack, but now it's gone.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.

by Echmann May 31, 2019

ninja puller

A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?

Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.

by John L Foster! December 25, 2007

ninja lesbian

A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.

by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009