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Newbah

A newbah is someone who is really noobish in their life. Newbah is often said when the noob is annoying or did something very noob like.
Go home Lil' Newbah!
by 1u1u April 10, 2010
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news7tamil

A news channel popular in publishing news that is mostly irrelevant to the facts. Creating fake news, unrest, turmoil, politically biased to certain parties, to keep up to the benefit of their Million $s illegal mining mafia corporate boss.
News7tamil channels Tamilnadu
by Justice_prevails November 16, 2020
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News

Ken: Couldn’t make it to the show tonight?
Bob: Nah. I was busy watching the People’s News Network for Radical Leftist Propaganda.
Ken: Oh I love CNN!
by AdamSmith69420 January 28, 2021
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Fox News Worthy

Some piece of information completely blown out of proportion because there's nothing interesting going on in the world.
I was trying to watch TV, but all there was was a bunch of Fox News worthy bullshit.
by BrazzersBananas June 16, 2015
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Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
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Fake News

i) a declaration or response to a true statement or factual article which one finds unflattering, incriminating or is something they didn’t want you to know
The the reeports that I cant spel eazy werds are FAKE NEWS folks.

I’ve never met Putin. Don’t know the man. Anyone that says otherwise is spreading fake news.
by Merriamm Webster May 14, 2018
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bake news

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?
by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018
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