case of mondays

You're having bad luck/bad day.

Dude my day is going to shit!
It seems like you have a case of mondays

by I_Fcked_Ya_Mums_Pssy December 21, 2015

I don't like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

by WorseThanHitler March 22, 2021

mondance

a sad slow dance done carried out on a monday half hung over after a weekend of booze when you realise there is lots to be done at work.

Oh shit I have lots to do and its monday, perhaps a quick mondance will take my mind off things

by JGreen January 27, 2006

mondazed

That feeling when your brain is still unaware of your surroundings after a weekend.

Guy: How's it going?
Girl: What?
Guy: I just said "How's it going?"...
Girl: Sorry, I'm still a little mondazed.

by morninggsi June 21, 2011

funkay monkay

used to describe crazy people

Jason Liau is such a funkay monkay.

by angel grl April 17, 2003

Lien Mondray

Just someone you can lean on, A good friend and a beautiful person who has a golden heart. He/she has an ability to make you feel comfortable just by talking. He/she is broken because of the people who left after his/her life went haywired. But, despite of everything he/she will rise and will always win in the end.

Oh! You sound like a Lien Mondray.

by EzJe June 8, 2021

National bod mon day

Ight so boom ..Aug 5 bod mon day, don’t cry over no bitch nor nigga , don’t expect anything from anyone.. get to the fucking bag, smack a bitch if have to but Aug 5 post a picture of yu being a bod mon , Drippppp , LMFAOOO. Don’t forget make this shit legendary !

“Yo smack that bitch ”
“Ight bet”
“SHAPOWWW”
NATIONAL BOD MON DAY

by Kye Chanel ! August 4, 2019