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your moms fat juicy mommy milkers

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?
Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.
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limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought
by kirstin August 28, 2004
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I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019
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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)
The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!
by yomommathic April 18, 2020
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big ass shlong in your mom

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver
boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes
by big ones only February 26, 2022
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I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.
Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.
by GNSGNY December 22, 2018
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