Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

Moistpooper

A wet shit hole

Look at that Dog's moistpooper Marjorie, it looks like a wet sleeping bag

by MalcomPooper August 22, 2015

moistlyness

The defines if something or someone is moist

He was thrilled by her moistlyness

by TSOTSI345 October 19, 2015

Moicking

A combination of moby and dicking, when a person of smaller stature hooks up with a big bitch.

my skinny friend was moicking that fat woman

by Stev8z April 21, 2016

Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016