A mom's ass that looks like it was destroyed in the 80s and 90s and looks like a diaper. Especially when she wears sweat pants. Droops ever downward and looks and smells like cottage cheese. Sometimes, looks like a box when wearing tight jeans.
(Kid 1) Your not very nice .
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.
by xX_BigDicc69_Xx March 5, 2018
Get the Mom Ass mug.On June 25, 2004 The Wall Street Journal announced "There's a new wave of garage bands featuring Mom on guitar, Mom on drums and, on lead vocals....Mom." These suburban hausfraus kick out the jams to tunes like “Take Out the Trash”. The moms play so loud, they can’t hear their kids dialing the runaway hotline.
This genre of music is commonly referred to as "Mom Rock". Examples include The Mydols, Housewives on Prozac and Hormone Replacement Therapy.
by rock star mommy August 6, 2007
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The vaguely sexual attraction that middle-age women develop for the polite and well-groomed friends of their teenage sons.
Wally thought that Mrs. Olsen was just being friendly to the boys in the basement. but the glint in her eye and her moistened lips betrayed an obvious mom crush.
by Roland Van Owen May 24, 2007
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Get the mom mom mug.A bullshit term used by wealthy boomers to garner sympathy for their exploitative business practices. Often the business is under threat from possible regulation, and use of the term 'mom and pop' is a cheesy attempt to get young and less affluent people to distinguish between them and a large corporation, but often there is very little difference in principles aside from the scale. Often a large private business in the millions of dollars will describe themselves as mom-and-pop anyway as a marketing gimmick. At this point, the term has been used so frequently and inappropriately that it no longer holds any distinction, aside from making an entitled fair-weather capitalist stand out in the rain.
We are just normal mom and pop landlords, where your rent increase comes with freshly baked cookies.
Won't someone stick up for the mom and pop hedge fund managers of the world.
Won't someone stick up for the mom and pop hedge fund managers of the world.
by jimbobfrites August 9, 2021
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Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
by gasjumper November 5, 2020
Get the Mom why is my pp hard? mug.When you're so incredibly intoxicated that you feel like you're gonna fall off the edge of the earth. The ground is your bestfriend and your arms and legs are like spaghetti. You are nothing but dead weight and really just want to take a nap in the most inconvenient place possible.
Friend 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Karen?"
Friend 2: *struggling to pick her up* "C'mon man you know."
Karen: *thinking*....the middle of the streets lookin like a snack. "I sshhould sssleep hhere"
Random Stranger: "Do you guys need some help?"
Karen: *lays in the street* like a corpse
Friends 1 & 2: "Oh, shit. She's Mom's Spaghetti"
Friend 2: *struggling to pick her up* "C'mon man you know."
Karen: *thinking*....the middle of the streets lookin like a snack. "I sshhould sssleep hhere"
Random Stranger: "Do you guys need some help?"
Karen: *lays in the street* like a corpse
Friends 1 & 2: "Oh, shit. She's Mom's Spaghetti"
by GentleFox August 16, 2019
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