sith mitt

pun on the expression "safe mate"; a sith lord's glove

Q: 'ere John, you orright mate?
A: yeah Dave, sith mitt...

by southside label October 7, 2006

mitten queen

see: Joe Don

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003

operation minty hippo

operation minty hippo also know as a gay rights

look at perez and his operation minty hippo group
(they want a banana)

by hunterjc1 May 2, 2010

oven mitt

You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.

"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."

by whowearsshortshorts March 30, 2010

Matty

This guy is an absolute cunt. people called Matty are normally into music or art and think they are the bee's knees but are actually just depending on an ok voice or hand (in the case of art) to be helped massively by the editor or teacher and then think that they did it all.

this person also likes to boss people around and expect to be listened to even though they show literally no respect to anyone at all. he is also a hypercritical fagot who is fucking obese and smokes like a fucking bus and destroys families that he is in.

Person 1: Awwww I love the Edwards they are the ideal family

Person 2: yeah I tots agree shames about the fucking matty they have right.

Person 1: yeah he is a CUNT.

by Ivorross128 April 17, 2020

mitten

little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.

leave the mittens alone you fiend!

by baluba December 27, 2005

mitten

Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.

This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.

'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'

'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'

by Oblivia September 22, 2005