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Minecraft

Your childhood.
Minecraft
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.

:You are the player.

:Wake up.
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chad ultimate minecrafter

the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp
have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter
by swiftspider6184 January 26, 2022
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Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.
boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!
by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021
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Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.
Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.
Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"
by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021
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minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!
by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018
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Minecraft

Example: Minecraft is a game
Sentence: Do u play Minecraft?
by FabianNowakowski July 19, 2023
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