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minecraft.crack 

A Chinese pool of websites ranging from clever cracks to download this virus.jar these sites are use to bait "Fat Americans" into downloading the fake version of Minecraft so that the Chinese government can rat the victims pc and make them buy it back as ransom ware. These sites were commonly visited by poor 2b2t enthusiast's who wanted to join in on the fun ending up having to pay $600 usd for the ransom ware. Here is the list of :barbapack , phobos , hause
Wow what a great minecraft.crack you got there.
minecraft.crack by aleck-2b2t December 14, 2020

Minecraft solidarity 

when you put a stance of solidarity and working together in video games as a test run for the real thing.
when you causes a revolution "in Minecraft" by creating mass solidarity.
"I'm surprised Minecraft solidarity even works"

Minecraft Merchies 

A toy you buy from Mojang
Minecraft Merchies! Minecraft Merchies!
Minecraft Merchies by lilyoy March 23, 2021

Minecraft Hacker Legit 

You alsways see those mf's in your bedwars lobby's/matches. They are shit and annoying.
Like fr who even uses hacks anymore.
You: HEY!!! THAT GUY ITS A MINECRAFT HACKER LEGIT!!
Hacker: Stfu bozo
You: "gets clapped by hacker"

Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna have sex tonight
Me: Nah I'm Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG-ing tonight

Minecraft Steve 

The name of our saviour
Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history