by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023
Get the Messy Dior mug.A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.
The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
Get the Messy Kaitlin mug.John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
by Mimuxus August 3, 2023
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Get the Messy Jessy mug.The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
Get the Misty Thicket Picnic mug.A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
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