cry max

The act of simultaneous masturbating and crying
Verb is: cry maxing
"What did you get up to lat night?"
"cry maxed until i was empty of both fluids"

'Eddie....Dinners ready"
"not now fiona....im cry maxing over the twins"
by Barteh Anter May 31, 2009
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Maxin or Maxing

p1: What up bro What cha doin tonight
p2: Just maxin man you swingin through ?
by spiderman122 November 14, 2003
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Max Hardcore

The act of inserting a cylinder into a woman's ass. This cylinder is connected to her mouth by a long plastic tube. While the man urinates, spits, and eventually ejaculates into the cylinder, the woman is sucking it out, into her mouth, through the long plastic tube.
Christina: Jessi, I think... I was just raped!
Jessica: Your boyfriend is into Max Hardcore too?
by Hax Mardcore April 10, 2007
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max pizzle

yo i finshed the game max pizzle
by hi 5 (honda) July 20, 2003
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The Legend of Max

Extremely Difficult DDR Song. Probably because of how fucking fast it is. 333 BPM doesn't look like much on paper, but trust me, it's fast.
And I Passed It on Heavy, With A B...One Time..No Lie
by Barron April 19, 2005
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Max Stirner

Johann Kaspar Schmidt (25 October 1806 – 26 June 1856), better known as Max Stirner, was a German philosopher who is often seen as one of the forerunners of nihilism, existentialism, psychoanalytic theory, postmodernism and individualist anarchism.89

Stirner's main work The Ego and Its Own (German: Der Einzige und sein Eigentum; meaningfully translated as The Individual and his Property, literally as The Unique and His Property) was first published in 1845 in Leipzig and has since appeared in numerous editions and translations.
Max Stirner is daddy

Yes, he is
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Mad Max

To flip on your nitrous and smash the shit out of the back the car (most likely an enemy of yours) in front of you and cause them to loose control and flip many times. Like in the move Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior.
That tuner's fart can in front of me was annoying me, so I pulled a Mad Max on him.
by JeepManDan July 18, 2008
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