Math Master

A human who understands that the universe is just a sequence of words, and words are feelings.

He got the math masters

Math Master by Ramble04 December 19, 2025

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

Steiner Math 

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?

Steiner Math by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

Doing the Math by geodave December 27, 2012

mormon math 

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

mormon math by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

Common Core Math 

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.

Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?

Common Core Math by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017

cool math games 

the site that kids play at school nowadays to avoid work.

teacher: hey class today we’re doing work on our school laptops
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *

cool math games by Fadeider December 14, 2018