After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular
Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019
Get the Masturbating with pruned hands mug.When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
Get the compulsive masturbation disorder mug.Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.
girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023
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Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
by Arsemunky September 1, 2016
Get the free-form masturbation mug.a very innapropiete challenge to act out where you get cancer and masturbate with ur limbs that just fell out from coughing.
hey dude my nigga have u hear of the masturbation cancer challenge??!
hell yea its like this guy saying "LETS DO THIS 3AM CHALLENGE!"
hell yea its like this guy saying "LETS DO THIS 3AM CHALLENGE!"
by ragnarökgays January 25, 2023
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