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opposite marriage

(noun) antonym of common marriage, a legal relationship of two people who do not secretly or openly wish they could go back and "do it all differently," two people committed to each other, yet still do fun activities such as having sex or going out with friends.
"My husband and I love having sex with each other; I'm so glad we chose an opposite marriage."
by Miss Fabulous Delicious August 22, 2009
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common law marriage

n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.
Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.

Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.
by Richard Black May 16, 2005
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marriotts ridge

A new-ish school located in Howard County MD. Nobody cares about marriotts ridge, it's basically irrelevant in the grand scheme of HoCo high schools. Also kind of ghetto, the school got early dismissal because there was a trash can fire in one of the bathrooms.
1: "Yo did you hear about the trash can fire at marriotts ridge?"
2: "Mario who?"
by bobbybill123 February 8, 2017
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gay marriage

Marijuana will never be legal.

Therefore gay marriage should never be legal in a trillion eternities.
Marijuana smokers are opressed man,when butt plunkers get more respect than them.
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gender segregated marriage

Gender segregated marriage is the marriage of two men or two women regardless of whether or not they are gay or straight. It refers to same-sex marriage (aka gay marriage) but is used instead to stress the lack of gender integration in same-sex households. This takes the focus off homosexuality and highlights the gender issues.
What do you think of gay marriage?

I'm sick of gender-benders pretending gender doesn't matter. Why should we pay for legal, social, and tax benefits for gender segregated marriage? They're just gonna sue us.
by friddaridda November 18, 2011
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Married

A person whose freedom has been taken away, who cannot feel free and develop, who cannot be himself, who looks locked in a iron cage, or who looks married.
She sneaks out of the house one night while he’s away, after he’s forbidden her from doing anything except going to work and then coming straight home; and when she explains this to her friend, the friend laughs knowingly and says “you’re so married.”
by 0x0Infinity May 8, 2018
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marrage

--Death
--an extreme lack of sex
If you wanna get some, don't get married.
by ana April 2, 2005
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