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Magnificent Bastard

There's a certain type of character that defies such definitions as hero or villain, good or evil, friend or enemy. Love him or loathe him, you have to admire him. And at the end of the day, there's only one thing we can call him... a Magnificent Bastard.

The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
The Democratic Party is in disarray. Karl Rove, you magnificent bastard!
by tantiboh May 25, 2008
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magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.
Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.
by Arthur October 17, 2004
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Magitek Armor

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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magical lettuce

Slang for Marijuana, Weed, Grass, Ganja, Buddha, Mary Jane, Gamecube.
##1: Hey man, what you been smokin'?

%%2: I'm on that magical lettuce man.
by Sky @ Texas July 13, 2006
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Magical Kingdom of Exmouthia

The Magical Kingdom of Exmouthia is the pseudonym of Exmouth a beach resort in Devon due to its association with a heavy drinking culture and general party atmosphere.
" I am heading into the magical kingdom of Exmouthia for a big one "
by Exmouthia May 27, 2009
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Magic peter

Originated from jesus times. The act in which you place ones foreskin to the perimeter of your mouth and blow inside, thus inflating the foreskin of ones penis. Also see Penisbubble
1. "hey mike, fancy giving me a Magic peter?"

2. "and there they were, having a Magic peter!"
by pwoink November 13, 2009
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Magizzard

A magical mixture of a Mage and a gizzard or a magician or a wizard
Did you see Chris angels show

Yeah he's a magizzard
by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011
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