Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Lance

Lance is a person with no hoes

Omg kodyiak lance is here 😱

by Thenuttmaster November 20, 2023

Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

Lance

A Lance is an interesting individual, one who is very friendly and funny to be around -- but not in the ways you would expect. A Lance exumes a certain NPC energy, making random quips at a given time and will walk with such a purpose that his walking presence alone lets you know who he is.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Lance today?

Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....

by Murica4004 February 12, 2024

Lanceitis

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

by Drè March 9, 2024

lance hedrick

When you spend so much money on a hobby that you decide to buy your way to becoming a YouTube authority on the topic.

After spending $74,000 he sure Lance Hedricked furry themed model railroading.

by garbageandtrash March 12, 2024

Lance

the hot fascist dude from EBF

lance. fuck he’s hot

by pyuntanyl March 16, 2024