Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

Luke Bainbridge

Luke Bainbridge: May seem a little strange at first, but once you get to know him he is one of the most kind hearted and loving people in the world. Luke won't let you down and will always be there for you. Even if it is just for some company. Luke tends to be on the affectionate side, willing to receive or give hugs to anyone, man or woman. Luke is also very good with making people smile, as well as being the person you can trust most with your problems. Once Luke is in your life you won't want to get rid of him and if you do you will always go back to look for him.

1: Hey man you know Luke Bainbridge? Yea well him and I were chatting and that guy is actually amazing with advice!

2: Dude did you invite Luke Bainbridge to the party? No? Man are you crazy ? You need him there !

3 : Girl you need to find yourself a Luke Bainbridge

by iizLuke August 14, 2017

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Luke prince

even though he’s a fag he gets bitches and loves pussy he has a fat ass hell its bigger than mine and he’s hella good softball player

luke prince is a faggot

by madhindman February 9, 2019

Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Axl Luke

He's literally the most precious man in the world. His smile can make you feel better. His voice is the sound that you really want to hear everyday. He can make you laugh that you always want to be with him. He looks ethereal. He's the best and will always be the best man in the world.

" Do you know Axl Luke?"
"Yes I do know him! He's literally the prettiest man I've ever seen!"

by joannamsc March 8, 2022