Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or CrabJuice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).
Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crabjuice. Office seems easier.
Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.