The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.
Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....
Ariana: so define it.
Ariana: so define it.
by maggeth1 July 23, 2009
Get the johnson, vtmug. A guy with an even smaller PP but still shows it to 14 year olds over a video call. They also have a granny fetish.
by The OG worder January 27, 2018
Get the Coby Johnsonmug. A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
by flenor11 December 13, 2010
Get the Asonta' Johnsonmug. When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
by A. Duncan June 13, 2008
Get the Ron-Johnsonmug. by Caylih10 February 15, 2014
Get the swift johnsoningmug. by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014
Get the Brandon Johnsonmug. a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
by The Beegees June 21, 2003
Get the hobo johnsonmug.