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The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
by NRS27 February 14, 2012
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Asonta' Johnson

A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
what Happened to your Girl? she Got Asonta' Johnsoned
by flenor11 December 13, 2010
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Coby Johnson

A guy with an even smaller PP but still shows it to 14 year olds over a video call. They also have a granny fetish.
Person 1:Who’s the guy that likes grannies and young girls
Person 2: Oh that’s Coby Johnson
by The OG worder January 27, 2018
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Ron-Johnson

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."
by A. Duncan June 13, 2008
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Brandon Johnson

Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.

He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014
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swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
by Caylih10 February 15, 2014
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dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010
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