teriyaki jockey

Term that refers to a male (generally white) who has a near exclusive taste for Asian women. A person inflicted with yellow fever.

John is such a teriyaki jockey, he only dates Asian chicks.

by ahoy polloi June 11, 2008

jockying

To try and undermine your rivals to get ahead. Especially in time of evaluation.

Mr Monroe is jockying to get that position, now that the new manager has arrived.

by Abraham Jacobs May 27, 2008

slot jockey

Gambler who sticks mostly to playing slot machines rather than table games.

Person A: What to play craps?

Person B: Naw. I'm a slot jockey. Sit me down on my favorite machine and I can play all night!

by kittyangel October 15, 2010

Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

Jockel

(adjective) to describe someone who is a liability

"Matthew, why are you such a Jockel?"

by pdog95 April 26, 2009

camel jockey

A racist insult for a person of arabian origin.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002