Jade

Gorgeous human being

Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”

Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”

by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021

Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕

Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒

by Chass999 March 5, 2023

Jade

Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.

Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.

by xxstankyfishyxx June 6, 2020

breanna jade

Very athletic and attractive. Afraid to open up to everyone and keeps it in. Has a perfect smile and can get all the guys, yet she is self conscious about herself. Stays strongn through the pain and is a great friend. She is very positive and outgoing and can talk to anyone. Likes to jam to music in her room and dance like nobody is watching.

"i want a Breanna Jade she's great"

by Breanna jade March 14, 2017

Jaded

Being emotionally numb and/or empty due to a collection of bad experiences, especially in the dating scene. Jaded people often won’t show any reaction/interest when others flirt with them.

Person 1: You know that girl was flirting with you, right?
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then

by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 10, 2021

Jade

A pretty young girl , athletic and smart. She suffers with men because they are not enough for her. She always knew she was different a. It’s not her life now that will make her happy and whole. It’s her life with a superhuman man that will push her into the right direction to happiness. Although there are less than a handful of Demigods she doesn’t have to look far in 2025 one will be in her life. And she must force him to be with her. This man will be a sad man that left the heavens to be with a woman over 2 decades ago and the woman betrayed him . She must save him and herself it’s the only way she will fulfill their destiny.

Oh my , Jade is a goodness!

by Biblical historians group June 12, 2025

jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"

-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.

by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019