A straight simp. Will do anything but all gets shit in the end. Nice guys never win. Don’t be a nice guy. Or do. Nice guys may win.
by Blonded.com/merchandise October 29, 2019
Get the Nice guymug. A verbal high-five from one guy to another. Generally directed at an enticing (smooth) or sexual (nice) action.
TJ: "Anything exciting happen last night?"
David: "Well at one point we crammed like ten people into a car. Naturally I had a girl on my lap because of this. She was wearing a skirt, so I got my diddle on."
TJ: "With everybody else in the car?"
David: "Hells yeah!"
TJ: "Smooth and nice"
David: "Well at one point we crammed like ten people into a car. Naturally I had a girl on my lap because of this. She was wearing a skirt, so I got my diddle on."
TJ: "With everybody else in the car?"
David: "Hells yeah!"
TJ: "Smooth and nice"
by Beat Slice Fresh February 10, 2009
Get the Smooth and Nicemug. by Definitelynotmyrealname December 4, 2019
Get the Nice Guymug. A nice guy could be one of three things:
1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.
2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.
3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.
1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.
2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.
3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.
1) "My neighbor helped shovel my entire driveway yesterday after the blizzard. I offered him some money to say thanks and he just said, 'no need. This is just what neighbors should do.' He's a really nice guy."
2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"
3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."
2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"
3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."
by BlumpkinSpiceLatte June 22, 2021
Get the Nice Guymug. A nice pussy. Meeting all the attributes of being good based upon whatever a person likes in a (good) vagina. Tight, aesthetically pleasing, easily stimulated, etc.
by Kneppdeezy May 1, 2014
Get the nice slicemug. Person 1: Wow, do you know that girl Jennifer? I've heard she's dirty in the bedroom!
Person 2: Really?! But doesn't she get really good grades and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total nice girl slut.
"I want to marry a nice girl slut one day!"
Person 2: Really?! But doesn't she get really good grades and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total nice girl slut.
"I want to marry a nice girl slut one day!"
by CosmicBanana April 26, 2014
Get the Nice girl slutmug. A rap line sung by South Korean idol Park Chanyeol (member of band EXO) in the song Forever. This line became a joke between the fans (EXO-L or Aeri) as soon as the song was released.
by miracles-in-minseok August 24, 2017
Get the yo, nice skirtmug.