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3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.
My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.
by maximgaren July 11, 2020
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Blackpink’s second fanbase

Blackpink’s second fanbase commonly referred to as “ARMYS” are obsessive rats who will attempt to discredit talented k-pop girl group “Blackpink” at any turn. They’re oldest member can’t be any older than 8 and they couldn’t string two sentences together if they tried.

They can commonly be found on Twitter saying slurs and being racist/xenophobic/sexist.
Kim: Did you see what those armys just did?
Kylie: Oh you mean Blackpink’s second fanbase?!
by call me chun li 🐍🐍 January 29, 2023
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second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid
Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid
by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017
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second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed
"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"
by niallisgay August 25, 2011
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second semester lesbian

A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.

The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016
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Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.
Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!
by SuperCody March 5, 2023
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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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