Human worm

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. Much like the human centipede yet one decerning factor, the legs and arms of the particpants must be cut off or missing prior. In most cases the spines are broken to simulate proper worm moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human worm and now require prosthetic legs and arms, she was not worth it.

by Gombeek October 19, 2010

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

Real Up Human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation --- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.

I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

HUMA Syndrome

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

-The condition of caring for oneself more than others.

c.r. 1986 PNco

Mariah Carey was hospitalized for HUMA Syndrome in 2002, recovered slightly, but albulm sales have never been the same.

by Nco November 15, 2003

disgrace to human race

Another way to spell Perez hiton

-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!

by the-0ne-who-knows May 6, 2016

human pterodactyl virus

HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.

Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.

"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."

by Kestral Sander August 4, 2007

human suitcase

It's a thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

I went to "Booooooooof," the hottest club in New York, but left because there was no human suitcase, just a wise old turtle that looked like Quincy Jones.

by StefonNY March 1, 2011