Gates of Hell

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore the "Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.

by stargeneral61 May 1, 2010

hell

a place christians use to guilt people into believing what they believe

Christian Guy: You know, if you dont believe in Jesus Our Savior, you're going to hell.

Other Guy: STFU!!!!
*breaks christian guy's face in with miniature cross*

by eastbaythunda August 25, 2008

hell

A city in Michigan that freezes over every winter.

Bob:ya, when Hell freezes over
Mark:k, i can wait

by AlexMcDuffMiller October 4, 2005

5th ring of hell

The 5th ring of hell is the ring that is reserved for bad spellers.

If you say "Your going to hell...", you are signing up for that one-way tour. You should say "You're going to hell..." or "You are going to hell...".
He failed to pass the GED and is on his way to the 5th ring of hell.

by adam_before_eve January 18, 2006

hell in a handbasket

a big ole mess on the inside and out.

take all of the underworld, the demons, the devil, the fires, the rivers of mud, the torture devises, etc and shove them into a picnic basket turning it inside and out into a conglomerated mess. Imagine what that looks like----and that is what you are when you are hell in a handbasket.

by missjediv October 29, 2010

Hell Night

The night before the first day of school when all of the grade twelves have a huge party and get very drunk then come to school the next morning with big hangovers.

"It looks like the grade twelves had one big ass party on hell night."

by Alex notenbomer May 3, 2006

hella

Hella is used mainly in Northern California/Central Valley. If one from NorCal or the Valley goes to vacation to the coast or SoCal and uses hella, they might be shunned or easily spotted as a tourist. Most who are not from the Valley or NorCal do not know how to use hella properly.

The most common use is when it replaces "very" or "a lot".

Normal: It was very hot and a lot of people went swimming.
Hella-fied: It was hella hot and hella people went swimming.

It can also replace "straight up" or "word".

Normal: Man, it's so hot!
-Word.
Hella-fied: Man, it's hella hot!
-Hella.

by motizzle August 22, 2006