Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Helmethead

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

by #1 helmet November 5, 2010

Helmet Frost

The leftover sperm from sexual intercourse the night before on the end of the penis. (bellend)

Oh mate, Her old man came home, so I had to go before washing, So now I've got really bad helmet frost....

by KTCA May 15, 2011

Helmine

She’s really nice and I love her more than anything, she always talk about how much she HATES boys and her obsession for Noah beck and Anita groove. She’s the type of person you’d love to be friends with if your LGBTQ+, She’s a big cat person and she probably has a nickname her friend call her that she hates but she’s still funny and everyone would love to be her friend.

-hey do you know “helmine”
-yes she’s fantastic

by Your grandma bitch December 31, 2020

Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006

trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

HellSec

Hellsec is a black hat hacker! Who took down animal jam, he is also known for having a tool called "T-Bruter" Which in 2 hours gets the token of the discord user!

Him and animal jam took down animal jam, and animal jam deserved it!

- Hacker Names

AnimalJam: Never leak passwords
Hellsec: Hacked

by Hacker Names March 22, 2021