Won't HE do it ?

"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue

"yo, Big Mike was on Live again with that smoke ! Won't he do it ?"

by 123_Reptile August 09, 2019

he need some milk

when you suck dick

He need some milk...from some DICK!

by Seymour Dix November 03, 2016

Then he got fat and died.

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.

Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

He said, she said

A euphemism for when a woman has been sexually assaulted

Mark: hey Brett what u doin tonight?
Brett: I dunno, let's get blackout drunk and find some ladies for a game of he said, she said

by gedankedank September 28, 2018

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Fuck him till he squirts!

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!

I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!

by eda-skip May 10, 2022

He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

by j0-Rocks December 24, 2004