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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.
Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.
by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018
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hawk tuaw

You got to hawk tuaw!
by Urbandicologist June 17, 2024
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Hawk

A boy that is a true sweat at Fortnite
Look he is a hawk
by 22ur_mom22 February 20, 2022
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Esahac ( ES-HAWK)

A tall light skin with curly hair. Prolly from Africa, like Ethiopia, Sudan or Somalia. A kind perosn with straight A’s!
“ I’m feeling really Esahac ( ES-HAWK) today
by Yo shi June 2, 2024
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describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."
by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024
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