Hawthorn

The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.

The Hawthorn Football Club has won again. The last time I saw this many wristy's was when I attended the Dissociatives concert.

by Jeff Kennet June 24, 2011

fish-hawk

(n, middle and old english)
when the coiffure of a young man (preferably of jewish descent and who has thick wavy hair) is cut on the sides, giving the impression of a cross between the top fin of a fish and a mohican-style hair cut, hence the compound "fish-hawk." can be used to describe the hair do or, more often, the person wearing the hair do.

as an adjective:
"did you see his new haircut? it's totally a fish-hawk"

as a nickname:
"yo, fish-hawk, do you want to study french and drink tonight?"

also appropriate:
(yelled) "FISH-HAWK!" (from across a long distance)

by dbbd September 27, 2004

Awk Hawk

a mighty, one-of-a-kind hawk that is constantly on the prowl, looking for awkward situations. It often soars through the air, looking for its prey. Once it finds its victims, it often swoops down at them, sometimes resting on the shoulders of its prey. It has been common for the awk hawk to stick around with its victims, causing them great emotional pain and physical discomfort until the great hawk gets tired to the point where it needs to take a power nap in its awk hawk home. The universal symbol for the awk hawk is to (1) make a flapping motion with your hands as if you had wings, (2) awkwardly look around at the people you are with, and (3) if the situation is awkward enough, one might incorporate their entire body in this action, where it almost looks like they are having a seizure. Although it appears the hawk flies solo, it is unknown if the awk hawk does in fact have a family. Perhaps it is related to the awk ant, as well as the late awkward turtle. There is no possible way to stop the awk hawk; researchers have been studying this new species and are yet to discover any type of repellent. Be safe. The hawk could be anywhere, at anytime, soaring high above you waiting for the right "awkward" moment for it to feast upon.

"The post-prom lakehouse incident of '10 is never to be forgotten; the awk hawk certainly left its permanent mark on that house, scarring its victims for life."

Gretchen - "Well... this is awkward."
Regina - "No! Don't say that or you will summon the awk hawk!"

by bigtuna1415 June 21, 2010

hawraa

Hawraa is a BEATIFUL girl. She is a really good athlete. She is very kind and has a huge heart. Also she has a great sense of humor.

“Whoa look at that girl she’s so fast and she is also REALLY pretty!” “Of course she’s Hawraa.””

by Zaynmalikfan April 22, 2018

Hammer Hawker

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.

" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."

by H/H King March 1, 2010

HAWTPANTS

Pants that are hot. Must be shouted.

"I really like your HAWTPANTS"

by Jaxxx August 4, 2004

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

*Seventh game in the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Available for the Playstation 2, the Xbox, the Xbox 360, and the Gamecube. Characterized by the false promise of allowing the player to skate through all of Los Angeles County, it is actually composed of several boring levels.
*a false promise

*Tony Hawk's American Wasteland costs $60 on the Xbox 360 even though it is the worst version of the game.
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?

by White Bread January 8, 2006