a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.
a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
by MrCasual January 6, 2011
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by hellorther June 29, 2014
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A person who, upon arriving at college, adopts the look of the counterculture, including, but not limited to wearing their hair in dreads, listening to the Grateful Dead, and smelling like patchouli - until their parents come into town, or they are offered a job, or get busted for weed, after which they revert to the preppy look they had in high school.
You should've hooked up with that hot hippy chick last night!
That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.
That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.
by badfishnbc December 8, 2010
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Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.
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I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophageus
I'm Not a water dwelling mammal from Africa
thats moved to the metroplois
and been taught how to break dance
where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
did steve tell you that?
What's he got to do with it?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?
.. Steve
I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophageus
I'm Not a water dwelling mammal from Africa
thats moved to the metroplois
and been taught how to break dance
where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
did steve tell you that?
What's he got to do with it?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?
.. Steve
by chewey justice June 25, 2008
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