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guitar in the head

<i>v.prep</i> To have a guitar whether be acustical or electric lead or bass smashed about the head.

<i>noun</i> A severe symptom caused by a sinus infection (cold) Usually death can occur if a blow to the head is administered during this ailment.
Our great Uncle Sam died an early age from guitar in the head after a street brawl over some whore.
by thaibu July 9, 2010
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guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010
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The guitar hero

Sexual Position: Verb: You do the reach around from behind, strumming the vaginal area, while finger twiddling the breasts.
Mary: WOW! Rick really laid the guitar hero on me last night.
Susan: Yeah he must be in expert mode.
by Rick and Edward Brinford December 30, 2008
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Four String Guitar

A guitar with 4 strings. Less strings means it's easier to play. Easier to play means it's easier to learn songs. The quicker your playing songs, the sooner biddies are sucking your dick.
Brian: Nice guitar.
Ted: Thanks, its a Four String Guitar.
Brian: Why does your guitar have 4 strings?
Ted: Cause I wanted bop tonight and not in 6 months after guitar lessons.
by The Bopmaster March 15, 2011
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play my guitar

The room was dark enough for me to play my guitar even with all those people around.
by plasmafury December 2, 2011
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Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.
Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??
by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021
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Gufta

The sand between your toes you seem to get after you go to a beach or wear socks for long periods of time.
Morris: Dude! There's gufta up my arse!

Max: Dude! Isn't gufta meant to be between your toes?

Morris: Dude! You're so right!
by tanguyen May 2, 2006
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