thaibu's definitions

bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

by thaibu February 15, 2010

skateboard dolley

(noun) another name for furniture dolley that has 4 wheels and no axels.

Just lay the couch on the skateboard dolley.

by thaibu February 15, 2010

badillac

(adj) 1;Bad Ass Cadillac
2; A car usually an older model Cadillac that is tricked out with dubs, candy paint, and hydrolics.
3; Name given to an Ol' Skool Caddy that was too old for the government's 'Cash For Clunkers' program, but the smoke beltchin' gas guzzeling rust bucket still at least gets you around.

(inj)1; A black male version of jerk.

2; Black male bastard

Gas is back under $4/ gal guess I'll drive the Badillac to work.

Get the hell away from me you Badillac!

by thaibu February 16, 2010

specie

(pron: Spee'she)
(noun) 1; a breed. Biological rank under genius
2; A coin made of a precious metal

Thats a unique specie

by thaibu February 16, 2010

rat travels

(n) Rodent track marks. rodent trailings.

Phrase use because rodents i.e. mice and rats cannot hold their bowels and thus they leave a continuous trail of poo and urine which leaves obvious trail stains on furniture, along walls, inside cupboards etc.

This couch is full of rat travels! This box of food you had in storage shows signs of rat travels.

by thaibu April 22, 2010

roach casings

(n) An ootheca. A long term accumulation of cockroach egg sacks fecal mater and otherwise long dead roach body parts. Often found in dark hard-to-reach places especially in kitchens as in under the refrigerator or around cheap Chinese-made electronic items such as clocks.

There were quite a bit of roach casings from that last tenant we just evicted.

by thaibu April 22, 2010

guitar in the head

<i>v.prep</i> To have a guitar whether be acustical or electric lead or bass smashed about the head.

<i>noun</i> A severe symptom caused by a sinus infection (cold) Usually death can occur if a blow to the head is administered during this ailment.

Our great Uncle Sam died an early age from guitar in the head after a street brawl over some whore.

by thaibu July 9, 2010