Ethan St. Germain

best thing that will ever happen in your life. he is a wonderful, lovable, amazing, breath taking boyfriend. if you ever decide to break up with him it will be the worst mistake of your life and you will regret it forever. No one can ever live up to him. you love him forever.

he is breath taking! must be an Ethan St. Germain

by insert name here 132 October 23, 2011

German Earthquake

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.

Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!

by Poot Wilter March 7, 2008

Gemae

a short girl with very long toes

"Damn Gemae has some long ass toes!! Flip.....Flop!!"

by Web-star February 5, 2010

German Drinking Fountain

When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth

Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day

by JusticeDotCom June 10, 2010

German White Chocolate

The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.

Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"

by xhkred August 19, 2012

german shortz

when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom

german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.

Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.

by crustacean July 17, 2009