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poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
by HHeiny November 26, 2013
mugGet the poon gogglesmug.

Tennessee Goggles

Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.

Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
by Skoliosis March 25, 2022
mugGet the Tennessee Gogglesmug.

backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
by Storythistle March 9, 2017
mugGet the backwards gogglesmug.

Nigerian goggles

The act of extending one’s nut sack over the receivers eye sockets whilst they give head
Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off

Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf
by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023
mugGet the Nigerian gogglesmug.

Goggle Head

Someone who actively uses an Apple Vision Pro headset in their home or in public.
You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 5, 2023
mugGet the Goggle Headmug.

Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.
I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.
by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024
mugGet the Hot gogglesmug.

tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
mugGet the tinder gogglesmug.

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