German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest

Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time

by Agame231 October 22, 2017

german expressionism

A form of cinematography that is reminiscent of giving Tim Burton a bunch of Kabuki actors and telling him to make a silent film.

I swear if that fuckboi takes me to another German expressionism movie, I'm going to leave him.

by SamuraiMujuru November 18, 2017

german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)

That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.

by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017

German chicken

Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life

Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken

Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man

by Fat bill November 30, 2017

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.

Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”

by megacheese69 May 4, 2018