guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 7, 2017

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

Guitarthritis

Joint pain and stiffness caused by jamming, shredding, or noodling on the guitar. This condition is exacerbated by playing because stiff finger joints are loosened by playing only to stiffen when not playing. The only relief is to keep playing. Air guitar playing does not cause this condition.

My guitarthritis is really acting up today .

by Nunzio11352 May 23, 2018

guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Guitar amp

*Not to be confused with bass guitar amp* A guitar amp which you plug your electric guitar in. Usually, guitar amps have a guitar input jack, a headphone jack, a volume knob, an EQ (tone) knob, a overdrive (distortion) knob and an on/off knob or switch. Guitar amps usually range from practice amps (around $200) to professional amps (around $1000). Before you buy a guitar amp make sure you already purchased a electric guitar and an instrument cable.

A guitarist would be incomplete without his guitar amp!
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by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019