fucktard 

You. Yes, you. Don't worry, I know you can't help it.

You my friend, are a bit of a fucktard.

fucktard by Moist. July 6, 2007

fucktard 

supporters of KMT, people who are fond of the color blue and horses, people who are proud of their unwillingness to use their brain

I want to vote for Ma!

Are you a fucktard?

fucktard by inspiration October 9, 2007

Fucktard 

Fuck=sexual intercourse.

Retard=person with very low IQ who is often clueless about many things

Fucktard= Person who is a clueless retard at sexual intercourse, performing terribly.

"I thought that guy would be a great lay, but he was such a fucktard! He blew his load in ten seconds, and vomited all over me afterwards!"

Fucktard by Gumby Wrestler December 6, 2007

fucktard 

A person who sprains a part of their body as a result of assanine handstands.

That girl is such a fucktard, she fell doing a handstand the other day and now she's on crutches.

fucktard by Palmingo April 22, 2006

Fucktard 

Someone really stupid.

Ryan: 2+2 = 4
Jesse: Stfu you FUCKTARD

Fucktard by Shrt August 21, 2007

Fucktardjous 

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

Fucktardjous by Jack June 26, 2004

Fucktard 

Fucktard - someone who likes to fuck retards

Oh man, Ieuan slept with that disabled girl, he's such a fucktard

Fucktard by SteveBuscmei October 25, 2007