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fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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fart castle

fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs
let's stay at adam's house after the party

nah, the place is a fart castle
by silentErik February 17, 2010
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Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.
After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
by E. Barlow November 19, 2014
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lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
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Tropical Fart

One level below a shart. A rare gem of a fart where the relative humidity and temperature between your butt cheeks becomes uncharacteristically high.
Hey Humphrey, I thought I sharted, but it was just a tropical fart. I guess I won't be needing that new pair of tightie whities afterall.
by HSD3 July 30, 2011
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smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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