Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007

back to front

cunt

hes a right back to front

by sylvia wright August 5, 2003

frontload

1. to get a horrendous beating in a sport or other competitive activity

2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down

How was the game last night?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.

Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?

by zallp August 16, 2009

frontal

When you have a weggie in your vag. The beginning stages of the dreaded CAMEL TOE!!!

O god this frontal just broke my hymen.

vagina weggie pussy nasty camel toe
taco

by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009

front door

First hit from a joint, blunt, pipe, or bong. It is most often given to the person who rolled or loaded the weed, but in some circles this person must call front door.

Stoner 1: You want back door on the next joint?

Stoner 2: No, give me the weed and I'll roll it. I want front door.

by Sean Quixote January 17, 2006

front and center

The student that sits in the front and center of every class and asks the teacher stupid questions. Most of the time these questions are irrelevant or rhetorical and just waste time.

Guy #1- I feel like we didn't really get through much material in class today.
Guy #2- That's because front and center kept asking all those stupid questions.

by chick wing September 3, 2009

Front Buns

For females, your privates in front.

She's got front buns!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003