fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

fisting

the act of penetrating ones rectum or vagina with a fist most popular with gays

Johnathan was fisting his boyfriend and he couldnt take it out

by im2dope December 9, 2008

Fisting Ass

A word used to describe someone who won't hurry their ass up

someone who takes their sweet time

a lollygagger

"Khala stop fisting ass!"

by slick weasssel December 17, 2008

French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.

Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?

by UTI September 19, 2009

fisting

Those consequences resultant when one's computer is either knowingly or unknowingly maliciously invaded with malignant viruses and/or spy/ad-ware programs.

May be used in a sentence:
As a statement: "Kazaa really fisted my computer."
As an exclamatory outburst: "Hot damn, that porno site seriously fisted my system!"
As an observation: "Damnit, these viruses are really fisting your computer!"

by The Big Don Griener April 27, 2004

stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.

"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"

by stealthy_2005 January 2, 2009

Ice fishing

The act of taking a fork or other utensil and fishing ice cubes to eat out of one's drink

Ardy needed a fork at the restaurant so that she could go ice fishing in her glass of water.

by gbdriver80 June 18, 2013