Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

fire truck

a person with the hair colour of a fire truck. They are known to be annoying and make silly choices. They are scared to do things themselves as they are shy so they get their older sibling or mother to do it for them.

Girl One: is that a ranga?
Girl Two: no its a fire truck!
everyone: RUNNNN!!!

by ranga69 November 4, 2019

Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

throwing fire

Someone is trying to flame.

"Ooo she's throwing fire, she must wanna get flamed! "

by firrre May 14, 2015

blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.

Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards

by zizi_87 October 15, 2018

Fire quail

A kitchen term that is called out by kitchen staff when an attractive woman enters the restaurant. It gives the other chefs in the kitchen the opportunity to glance through the kitchens pass to see the attractive woman.

"Fire quail!"

by Jrchefdeph November 11, 2019

Grindr Fire

When you catch a STD from your Grindr date.

Damn Dog, he called in sick again, says it hurts to swallow.

I bet he got that Grindr Fire.

by Scrotechoke May 25, 2021